Whatever it takes, just get 'em to sleep.
Those in favor of early crib-training claim that a baby who is
allowed to stay in bed with the parents will turn into an utterly
dependent, chicken-livered, quivering lump of jello who will be
unable to declare loyalty between Coke and Pepsi. Conversely, those
who defend the practice of sharing the family bed feel that a baby
forced into early independence can spiral down into a lifetime of
violence, obsession, and country line dancing in a never-ending
struggle to fill the unmet needs of infancy.
read on!
view the
entire Archive... oh, aren't you a glutton
for puishment ...
Homedaddy Quotes - go ahead and use 'em...
just remember to credit the source!
"Taking turns is easy. Waiting for your turn
is hard."
"My memory wasn't that great to begin with
but now it's a lost cause. I bought some ginko biloba but I keep
forgetting to take it."
"Much has been written about the Terrible Twos.
The child is learning that she is a separate entity, that she canmake
decisions of her own, and that screaming at a certain frequency,
she can make the toast appear at the table minus the crusts."
This month's Homedaddy recipe:
Mango Hot Sauce
It's sweet, it's spicy... it's absolutely
killer on almost any sort of meat, chicken or fish. Leftover pizza
too. <get
recipe>
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With intellectual wit and a keen eye for the absurd,
Todd Pinsky chronicles his adventures as a stay-at-home father and
serves up a refreshing and wickedly funny alternative to "Mr.
Mom" stereotypes of bumbling, clueles dads. Drawing connections
between home and the outside world, Homedaddy is a satirical and
poignant commentary on modern American life.
COMING SOON-- YOUR REVIEWS, POSTED HERE
At last, the perfect baby shower gift!
How many fuzzy blankies can one newborn own, anyway?
This book promises years of enjoyment, and will never end up being
used as a dog bed.
A great gift any time...
did I hear someone say Fathers Day?
Sure, it's a great dad's book, but Homedaddy
is popular with all readers of classic humor. Check out the five-star
reviews from men and women alike at Amazon.
Every stay-at-home dad needs this book. Also tranquilizers."
—Dave
Barry
"Ironic, absurd, and sentimental, Homedaddy goes straight to
the heart of the parenting experience like a cross between Erma
Bombeck and Hunter S. Thompson. Todd Pinsky rewrites the script
for modern fathers, and is a riot to boot."
—Michelle Cadwell
Co-host, The
Mom Show, WSRadio.com
"Todd Pinsky's collection of columns plays the funny bone the
way Thelonious Monk played the piano. Sometimes pounding away at
it, sometimes gently tickling it, but always producing the music
of laughter in a unique way"
—Michael Chihak
Publisher, The Tucson Citizen
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